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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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imgflip.com YOUR GROUP HAS TO DEFEAT A BBEG, AND SO THEY MUST AWAKEN AN ANCIENT IMMORTAL PALADIN SO THAT HE CAN HELP THEM. GREAT. ANOTHER STUPID DM PC, TAKING THE SPOTLIGHT. "WELL MET ADVENTURERS. SADLY, MY BODY DOES NOT ALLOW ME TO JOIN THE FRAY IN PERSON. BUT I SHALL GRANT YOU MY POWER. FIGHTER, YOU GAIN MY STRENGTH, FOREVER. BARBARIAN, MY HEALTH. BARD, MY CHARISMA, FOREVER. SORCERRER, MY SPELLSLOTS. WARLOCK. WELL, TO YOU I BESTOW THIS [-1] DAGGER OF NEVER-SILENT FARTS"

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So, Holy Water is about a pint, and it deals 2d6 damage. The average, basic barrel can hold 75 gallons. 1 gallon is 8 quarts And 75 times 8 is... 600... Minimum damage is 1200 All at the cost of Maximum damage 720 7200 15,000 gold!!!

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I'll have one, no make that two Gnoll femboys please. | /r/dndmemes

13 000D Female hyenas are generally larger, and the dominant sex of their packs. Therfore Gnoll males would be sexy lean femboys, while the females would be large, masculine, dominant, snu snu machines Who the f--- starts a conversation like that I just sat down!

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"yeah but we might need that later!" | /r/dndmemes

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"They say no one truly dies until their name is spoken for the last time" - some bozo about to try and achieve immortality with a suicidal feat of bravery | /r/dndmemes

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sunflower (domestic kobold) stingbee (wild kobold) 10 hitpoints (well fed) 7 strength (sedentary lifestyle) 10 dex (overweight) grown soft, weak instincts (cannot dash, disengage, or hide.) doesn't really want to fight unarmed, but adventurers will arrive in 3 rounds 4 hitpoints (malnourished, even by kobold standards) 7 strength (malnourishment) 15 dex has one use of cunning action vicious and cunning, the ideal kobold mindset has a dagger on hand fight takes place in a darkened alleyway. who would win?

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