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r/AskReddit Posted by Whats the worst thing you've ever done? Vote BEST COMMENTS 3 Share Award So I'd started dating this divorced mum who had a 5 or 6 year old crotch goblin, who was utterly convinced that his mommy and daddy were gonna get back together someday. Needless to say he didn't like me very much and basically turned into the antichrist whenever his mom wasn't looking, and did an irritatingly effective job of cockblocking me. So on one of the rare occasions when the walking, talking argument for pro choice was with his father, I took a piss in the bottom drawer of his dresser. His mom found it sometime later and confronted him about it. He told her it wasn't him and tried to blame me which caused his mom to go absolutely a------ at him for lying (because who would ever believe that a grown ass man would piss in a kids dresser) and forced him to apologize to me for it. Long story short, he avoided me like the plague after that and I got to f--- the s--- out of his mom

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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