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For 25 years, a man worked as an attendant at Bristol Zoo's car park, collecting £1 for every car parked. One day, he didn't show up for work and the zoo asked Bristol City Council, who they thought the man was employed by, where he was. But the council didn't employ anyone for the role as the car park belonged to the ZOO.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

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