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Hey, sun god. I was thinking... What is on thine mind, mortal hero? Well, it's just... no disrespect, but this quest is like, really hard. I've almost died a bunch of times. I was thinking, since you're so powerful, why don't you go fight the bad guy yourself? Hmm... why, oh yes! I never thought of that! Verily, I shall do as thou ask! Hey! Who turned out the lights?! Holdeth on a moment. Just a few million miles left to go. Alright! Let's go kill that evil wizard, together!

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

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The Order Stick #657 You still in here, elf? Or did you cut and run? STAIRS the Let's play Hide-and-Seek, just to be sure. I'm "It." Actually, so are you, as near as I can tell. Junanhhh. You seem to have an interest in power, so let me educate you a little while I search for you. It's sort of this thing I like to do sometimes, especially for learned wizards such as yourself. by Power, it rlew isn't something that you put on or take off like a jacket. It's something you just ARE. If you can lose it by blowing two Will saves, you never really had any power in the first place, see what I'm saying? LIE Hell, the idiot paladin understands better than you do, 'cause he got every one of those hit points I burned off of, him the hard way: he earned them. Course, now he's also earned an upgrade to Prisoner First Class for daring to touch my pretty little bauble. It's sort of the same as how we've already been treating him, only now we get serious about it. Anyhoo, where was I? Oh, right. Your soul shenanigans are real flashy, but they had one weakness: they were shackled to your lame mid-level ass! I used to think spells equaled power, too, back when I was alive. I've learned a lot since then. You know what does equal power? Power Power. But the type of power? equals Doesn't matter as power. much as you'd Crazy think. huh? So, Uncle Xykon, what's the moral of the Unnh! Glich! story? A big pile of spells isn't enough when the other guy has a big pile of spells AND the strength to crush your windpipe with his bare phlanges. skrrich. ©2009 Rich Burlew www.GiantITP.com It turns out, everything is oddly balanced. Weird, but true. Urrkl For example: ...Right now, power takes the form of a +8 racial bonus to Listen skill checks. And they died happily The End. ever after

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