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In another campaign we've just won a tournament for which the reward was magic items, so as the DM was listing them out I just had to open my fat mouth @SDuke Staff of storm chanting. A plus one staff that can cast lightning, thunder wave, and hail storm. It has 6 charges that recharge 1d4 a day. Tom (sparkypi) Today at 12:09 PM let's be honest tho, you're just adding stuff so you have an excuse to use it against us in the future when some big bad raids this place and steals all the cool stuff SDuke Today at 1:19 PM Not a bad idea. I didnt think of that. Tom (sparkypi) Today at 1:20 PM Wait Wait no

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

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