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DON'T MAKE ME TAP THE SIGN. imgflip.com the rule books are describing GAME RULES, not PHYSICS

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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A very fun and destructive encounter we had in our last session | /r/dndmemes

Town mayor needs us to kill a dragon they tracked in exchange for a plot item Party follows the ton guard the dragons lair expecting the first actually challenging boss fight Party defeats the dragon, but before killing it the dragon begs for mercy The dragon tells the party the mayor is actually very corrupt and that it's actually enslaved by the town guard in his lair Team up with the dragon to take down the mayor, who never expected the party to return All

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This isn't even their final form! | /r/dndmemes

CR 30 monsters A Max Level Epic Level Se Players 3.5 Players Player

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Be nice to dms | /r/dndmemes

THE PARTY 38 THE DM(ME) WHO GOT TIRED OF THEIR S--- AND DECIDED TO TORTURE THEM

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How I learned the rules | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Reading the books so you know what your doing Reading dnd horror stories so you know what not to do

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In our defence, a GM should be expected to deal with such shitfest after seeing one of the characters is an unholy combination of tiefling and bard | /r/dndmemes

After 666 millenium, you, Koergonth the Bloodreaper, finally free to paint the mortal realm with blood once again! All you have to do is descending upon the demonic vessel foolish humans prepared for yo TieflingBard with autism interferes with ritual and gets into the vessel first Tiefling Bard with autism interferes with ritual and gets into the vessel first So, you take over his body instead! All you need was a proper flesh puppet to anchor your soul to this realm anyways! Turns out he was grand-grand grand-grand-grandson of the Demon Lord Fuckyoucarl! Now you're 2 times stronger than you supposed to be with this body!

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Managed to make a difference even when he was put down again | /r/dndmemes

MY BARBARIAN OUR NECROMANCER CAST RAISE DEAD ON. THE BBEG It's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it Spays off for 'em... THE "OCHO"

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DnD Gilmore Girls meme, round 12 | /r/dndmemes

ETHE WIZARD FROM THE STREETS You look like little birds help you get dressed in the morning. bilmbrescrown 22 *THE DRUID FROM A NOBLE HOUSE imgflip.com Hey! I haven't been dressed by a bird since I was two.

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In a world where the gods are a known and present concern, it's a valid survival strategy to make yourself look suspiciously like one of their mortal guises. | /r/dndmemes

That's a clever way to not get mugged, old man What? I know the stories. You're trying to look like Bahamut in human form. Train seven canaries, and every mugger has to worry you're the real deal I was actually going to be the real Bahamut, but the DM kind of likes this angle more.

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Oh god why did we let this guy be the bard, we knew he was gonna do this. | /r/dndmemes

DM: AS YOU DESCEND INTO A CAVE YOU FIND A MASSIVE HOARD OF TREASURE, ATOP OF WHICH THE DRAGON YOU'VE BEEN HUNTING TURNS HER HEAD TOWARDS YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO? THE BARD WHO LEANS A LITTLE TOO MUCH ON STEREOTYPES ghOHHH DO I HAVE A PLAN FOR HER.

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Doggo just wants to understand! | /r/dndmemes

STOP HUMAN FIGHTERS are complicated. They do things dogs can't understand. LIKE ACTING AS AN OPPRESSED MINORITY DESPITE BEING THE MOST POPULAR RACE/CLASS COMBO

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The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 31. "UPS" | /r/dndmemes

A MEMBER OF OUR ORDER HAS BEEN MURDERED! EVERYTHING POINTS TO A DELIBERATE ASSASSINATION. WE MUST SEND OUR BEST AND BRIGHTEST TO FIGURE OUT WHAT HAPPENED! THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #31 THEY WILL ROOT OUT THE MISCREANT! I ACCE THE ULTRA POSTAL SERVANTS! AND DELIVER SWIFT JUSTICE! POST-HASTE! SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO NOW, FOR SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT BUT NO LESS IMPORTANT. THE SECOND FLOOR BATHROOMS. OOF. WHAT THE FU

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This is me talking to my kids | /r/dndmemes

Gather round kids, and let me tell you about how your dad rolled 4 critical hits in a single D&D session

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