Rogue gains the parry's entrance to the castle and an apprentice | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

Rogue: I roll to distract the guard. DM: Tell you what. You roll high enough and I'll let you use any b------- story to distract the guard. Rogue: *Natural 20* Rogue Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? Guard )

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