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2 hrs My drunk ass girlfriend said she had sex with over 200 guys. She said she was a real slut back in college, made me stop and think..... (4 years of college x 365 days a year)200 guys = a new guy every 7.3 days. Since she said 200 well round it off a new guy every 7 days. Given that she had sex with a guy an average of three times and a average d--- length of 5.5 inches and about 100 thrusts to c-- were looking at.. 100 thrusts x 3 times per guy x 11 inches (5.5 in and 5.5 inches out)=3300 inches of d--- per week. 3300 inches of d--- x 208 weeks-660000 inches of d--- 10.45 miles of d---. I got in my car and drove 10.45 miles and thought about d---- being laid end to end. Thats how much d--- she has taken. She isn't my girlfriend anymore.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

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