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Man eats underwear to beat breathalyzer By D'ARCY RICKARD of The Advocate STETTLER An 18-year old Stettler man tried to eat his underwear in the hope that the cotton fabric would absorb al- cohol before he took a breatha lyzer test, provincial court heard this week. David Zurfluh was subse- quently acquitted of a charge of impaired driving because he blew.08, the legal limit But the testimony broke up people in Judge David Mac Naughton's provincial court here Thursday afternoon. Mr. Zurfluh was collared by RCMP Const. Bill Robinson after he ran from his vehicle. which had been seen weaving down the highway. While sitting in the back of the patrol car, Mr. Zurfluh tried to eat his shorts, Const Robinson told the court. Mr. Zurfluh said he ripped the crotch out of his shorts, stuffed the fabric in his mouth and then spit it out. A class of law students from William E. Hay Composite High, in court as observers, was removed by the teacher when testimony enlivened the proceedings. The Grade 11 and 12 students had difficulty maintaining composure. "People were leaving the courtroom with tears in their eyes, trying not to laugh, said RCMP Const. Peter McFarlane.

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