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Dandy B @DandyBeyond Shopkeeper: Did you find any items to sell on your adventure? Paladin: We just found a chest with a scroll in it... Wizard: ...which said "the real treasure is the friends you made on the way"... Bard:...and it's kinda true, right? *smiles* Rogue: I sell them for 100gp each.

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

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