I own a shuriken catapult for home defense. | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

I own a shuriken catapult for home defense, since that's what the Phoenix Lords intended. Four mon-keigh break into my house. "What the Sai'lanthresh?" As I grab my pointy helmet and psychoplastic rifle. Blow a monomolecular hole through the first barbarian, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second primitive, miss him entirely, because plot armor, and nail the neighbors' gyrinx. I have to resort to the shadow weaver at the top of the stairs loaded with organo-polymer compound, "For the Ancestors lads!" the monofilament threads shred two men in the blast, the sound and extra fibre sets off the jetbike's alarms. I rev my crystal-toothed chainsword and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on the aspects warriors to arrive, since chainsword wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the Phoenix Lords intended. made with mematic

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