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-Puny xenos dare to attack the Imperium. -They don't even have FTL, your fleets can easily just fly circles around them. -Order the billions of scribe-slaves to work on the planets worth of paperwork plus all the bribes, holy rituals and sacrifices required to coordinate the different loM forces. -Xenos pilots don't need to chant 1,789,123 versicles in average before each button press. -Xenos lower workers aren't weighted down by widespread disease and starvation, can use Al safely. -Xenos military have proper unified chain of command, not constantly team-killing, their empire doubles in size -Turns out the Xenos merchants are also a lot more efficient despite lacking FTL for the previous reasons. -Get offered better salary with full healthcare package and amazing trade deals. -Xenos not even asking for any of my kids to be sacrificed. -Things turning out pretty good, Greater Good!

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