"You call Lay on Hands 'Healing Light'?" "Yes! It's...a regional dialect." | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

THE REST OF THE PARTY 6D8 FORCE DAMAGE PACT OF THE BLADE WARLOCK PRETENDING TO BE A PALADIN "GOOD LORD, WHAT IS HAPPENING THERE?" "DIVINE SMITE." "EH?! DIVINE SMITE?!" "WITH THAT TYPE OF DAMAGE?!" "WITH THAT LEVEL SPELL SLOT?!" "WITHOUT USING YOUR BONUS ACTION?!" "IMMEDIATELY AFTER WE JUST FINISHED A SHORT REST?!" "YES!" "MAY I STAND WITHIN 10 FEET OF YOU?" imgflip.com "NO."

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

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There's player agency, and then there's giving your Dm the middle finger. Expecting the Dm to run what is basically two separate sessions at once is a great way to get kicked from the table. | /r/dndmemes

Each of you receives a letter inviting you to a party in a noble's mansion. I sell the letter to someone who's interested and go gambling in the tavern. Oh. Well, if you don't want to go on the adventure that we agreed to in session zero then you can leave the table and preferably not come back.

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Sorry DM. I just can't help myself! | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com DM All right. I want some nice, normal characters. No memes. ME I want to make a warlock who spent most of her life as her patron's pet dog.

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Bet we totally tpk next sesh anyway lol | /r/dndmemes

The tank fighter and a ring of revivify with 3 charges 3/4 of the party dying

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All I wanted was some sweet loot, bruh! | /r/dndmemes

Party: "Why are there so many mimics in every dungeon?!" DM: INGRY Nerd Game Oh, don't you talk about my boxes! I LIKE boxes! M.

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It was one of those nights | /r/dndmemes

When you host a DnD Session but none of your players show up:

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When the players try chattin' with an NPC you ain't really developed and ask for a quest | /r/dndmemes

EAMAN #MOTORY 5020 WIFE AND DOG KIDNAPPED BY NINTAS NEED MONEY FOR KARATE LESSONS I REALLY WANT MY DOG BACK

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There are more, but I feel like these are the main ones. | /r/dndmemes

The 2 main flavors of evil D&D characters: honored/cruel, and straight up cartoonishly evil DEFEATING YOU TAKES LESS EFFORT THAN SMACKING A BABY. NOT THAT I'D EVER DO THAT! This is like taking candy from a baby, which is fine by me. made with mematic

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Real

Dms be like: "I hate my players they keep seducing the owlbears" My brother in dice, it's not our fault the owlbears are hot made with mematic

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I HAVE A BAG OF HOLDING HAVE A BAG OF HOLDING UHHHH

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Rolled a 20

DM: You are in the middle of the road in plain sight, how exactly are you hiding? Rogue:

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It's fine

WHEN ONE OF MY PLAYERS POINTS OUT SOME MINOR INCONSISTENCIES IN MY RULINGS: "WE'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS CAMPAIGN FOR TWO AND A HALF YEARS... Imgflip.com MemeCenter.com

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Should've invested in wisdom

The Huge-sized Goliath Werebear Barbarian loaded up with busted homebrew magic items Enchantment Magic

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