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The Emperor's 10th wife is a Woman of Iron, ruffling some feathers in the Imperium but ending discrimination of Men of Iron once and for all. The Emperor did not think of such a purpose beforehand - it was simply too rare for Him to find a woman with a tough enough body to marry. With the help of the Four Good Gods, the Emperor had 20 superhuman children. The Four promised to take care of half, but they later claimed they were busy and left the Emperor to raise all of them. Though nearly driven insane by the lot of them, the Emperor insists on accompanying His children in person, because it is important for the maturity of their minds. Wise in strategy and brave in battle, the Emperor earned the approval of the Four, lending Him some of their power. As the Emperor is already more powerful than any single one of them, He doesn't really need this power. But the more power, naturally, the merrier. The Emperor tolerates all benevolent xenos races, but as a refined sort of pro-human-ist, he manipulates inter-xenos relations with a deft political hand behind the scenes, gaining more benefits for humankind one step ahead of anyone else becoming aware. Some claim the Emperor is merely putting on a show when He went to visit retired Thunder Warriors, and they are not wrong. The Emperor does not provide material support for them, funneling all available funds into the new transhuman warrior project. But for the PTSD-wracked veterans, it is enough to merely see their old commander once more. The Emperor in an alternate universe In the kind brightness of the far future, humanity prospers under His reign Emperor of Mankind: Psyker without equal, Perpetual, super scientist. Has plain looks but keeps a fabulous psychic glamour on. Always smiling. but His manipulative mind is blacker than a black hole. Has an unmatched sense of irony and a twisted sort of humor. After working overtime for dozens of millennia, His greatest wish is retirement. by:Nelling

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