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AVATARPARALLELS There are no Mindflayers in Baldur's gate

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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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Perhaps RNGesus did inspire him. | /r/dndmemes

PALADIN -Well, I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail. ROGUE -And I say it was me being clever. -Well, how do you know it wasn't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever?

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It was a good game | /r/dndmemes

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5.5e really is over | /r/dndmemes

Wild magic sorcerers once they can't kill they're entire level 1 party

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Today on technicalities your DM probably won't let you exploit: Mage Hand Legerdemain | /r/dndmemes

DO Arcane tricksters can't fail to pickpocket with their mage hand DO PANCARES if you succeed on a Dexterity (Sleight of Hand) check contested by the creature's Wisdom (Perception) check. You can perform one of these tasks without being noticed if you succeed DOM Per the wording, it still happens They just noticed it happening. That sounds like a designer oversight. Rest assured, you'll need to succeed to get the item at my table.

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Fullcasters in literally any fight below 200% the difficulty of one of the harder modules | /r/dndmemes

WOW! HOW DID YOU GET LIKE THAT? D SHEN COMIX ...I DO ONE PUSH-UP. D Every time I solve an encounter with one spell JESUS CHRIST.

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When the DM includes your character's backstory | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com DM CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE NOW PLOT RELEVANT PLAYER DM Please do not resist

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Spoiler it's not magic. | /r/dndmemes

When you hit an Oger with a sling rock so hard you knock them back 20ft

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch.22. "Kobolds" | /r/dndmemes

11 SO WHERE ARE YOU GOING, BROTHER? TO THE MAILROOM. GONNA GET MY DELIVERIES. BUT WE DON'T GET OUR BAGS UNTIL THREE? HIYA FELLAS! G EEEY, IF IT AIN'T THE BIG MAN HISSELF! LOOK WHO IT IS! 1119 I'M WALKIN' HERE! THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #28 THANKS, ERV! GOT YOUR BAG COMING RIGHT UP, FRIEND! IT PAYS TO BE FRIENDLY, TO THE LITTLE GUY AT THE OFFICE, NEWBIE. SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO ALSO PAYS TO BRIBE THE LITTLE GUY! THAT TOO!

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Hahaha one of my favorites | /r/dndmemes

*Paladin with 17 CHA seducing more things than the Bard.* Bard: "Can I see your holy texts?" Paladin: ... PRA OY AUFD БИ DC: MAX.

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It's always something! | /r/dndmemes

POST-SESSION DM SITTING AND BROODING ABOUT THINGS THEY MISSED IN A STAT BLOCK. DUDE, DON'T BE MAD... BUT I FORGOT HOW MY TELEPATHY WORKS AGAIN!

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My players be like... | /r/dndmemes

40003753 HAND-CRAFTED MEGA DUNGEON K-QM 8621 This is brilliant. TAKING ON THE ORC MAFIA imgflip.com K.QM 8621 But I like this.

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There was also an aboleth chilling in the room | /r/dndmemes

WHO WOULD WIN? Moderately difficult encounter Average level 11 optimized party

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