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A 10 year old girl asks her mother, "Mommy, how was I born?" The mother smiled and replied,"Once upon a time me and your daddy decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every single day. After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves and in a few months, it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it and got so high that we f----- without a condom."

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlu... 10h: Let 1 of those "your body my choice" mfs say dat r---- b------- around me. 包 MPA FX4BORD COMER GA 61 176.6K 73.2K 1.5M N8 @Naattee_ • 8h Replying to @bluntlungz calm down big guy mcdonalds still carries the chicken big mac 2 720 ill 66K Hey Guess What? F--- U @bluntlungz Replying to @Naattee_ Then I'd have 2 Big Macs. 10:21 AM - 08 Nov 24 - 70.7K Views . Follow

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