![r/kachow u[deleted] - By I sexually identify as Lightning McQueen Join I sexually Identify as Lightning McQueen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of gliding over the racetrack dodging car crashes. People say to me that a person being Lightning McQueen is Impossible and I'm f------ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install whitewall tires, fake headlights and Bessie on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Lightning" and respect my right to eat losers for breakfast. If you can't accept me you're a kachowophobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/915/884/b9c.jpeg "I have a confession to make | /r/okbuddyretard")
I have a confession to make | /r/okbuddyretard
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Uploaded by Reddit Moments Sep 30, 2024 at 08:20PM EDT
reddit absurd parody circle jerk shitpost /r/okbuddyretard
Origin Entry: OkBuddyRetard
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