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Dave is Single! Want to go on a DATE with DAVE? Message him at: Date_Dave_Philly Dave Fast Facts Can cook (well) Has normal hobbies • Owns a cat (pictured) Bought a Billboard Paid for by friends of Dave MAR

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

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Man eats banana for 135 days straight | /r/madlads

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Ha! Had you going, didn't he? | /r/madlads

Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs Sep 22 I actually took this with an iPhone 15 Pro. Quinn Nelson @SnazzyLabs Sep 22 Wow, the iPhone 16 Pro has such a great camera. 112 t 270 11K lil 541K

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That’s One Way To Advertise | /r/madlads

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Madlad filed a suit against God. | /r/madlads

Lawsuits against God Article Talk ХА ^ Actual suits In 1970, Arizonan lawyer Russel T. Tansie filed a suit against God on behalf of his secretary, Betty Penrose, seeking $100,000 in damages. Penrose blamed God for his "negligence", allowing a lightning bolt to strike her house. When God "failed to turn up in court", Penrose won the case by default.[1][2]

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Madlað Dave | /r/madlads

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madlad gone to jail for his girlfriend 6 times | /r/madlads

X r/meth 4 What you think? 7 upvotes • 13 comments 96 That stupid f------ girl.... Do not support his post This guy is is a criminal Hes my girlfriend's side piece i guess. But long story short, i accidentally whooped her ass too hard, in the face AND so me, realizing I made a mistake, I decided to be the bigger person and so I left the house for a few days instead of making her leave. And basically he had intercourse with my pregnant gf. he stole this out of MY trailer. YES he stole this out of my trailer and he smashed my girlfriend with my baby inside of her my Unborn baby got face f----- and he had his first threesome before me. How sad do not support this dude. He's a home wrecker and he threatens me in directly doesn't even know my situation I've been to jail six times for putting my hands on her. You think I would go to jail six times for somebody I didn't love Reply 2 Well Maybe you should treat her better and that wouldn't happen. ☆ 2 ♡ I don't live my life on maybes. And a few love punches never hurt anyone long-term. It's physical it heals the bruises goes away. Add a comment ||| = D >

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Nice shirt | /r/madlads

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Madlads are forking new Winamp source code even though the license says they're not allowed to! | /r/madlads

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Bruh.... | /r/madlads

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Madlad at work | /r/madlads

Dr. Horace Hungryman (Official) @BirdRespecter Being an independent contractor sucks for a lot of reasons, but it also affords you the unique ability to tell people to f--- off in delightful ways. Hi Caleb, I was just informed you weren't on the morning stand up call this morning. How come? Yeah dude I was asleep. I basically never join those Going forward, morning meetings are a requirement for employment at I expect you to be on the next call tomorrow at 9AM, EST. Man that sucks for you guys, but I'm not an employee. My contract says nothing about required hours or daily meetings 4:23 PM Jan 18, 2022 Twitter for Android You REALLY need an attitude adjustment! If you aren't on the next call, you're fired. Your choice. You can fire me if you want, but you guys have to pay me through the 18th of next month regardless so I'm definitely sleeping in tomorrow. Enjoy your meeting You guys really ought to read the contracts you have us sign sometime. Pretty wild stuff in there Please call me. No

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