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< 00 Ed What are you looking for in here? Would you be interested in something less committal? I find you cute but the fact that you are not looking to have children and currently have some extra pounds for my liking would probably be a deal breaker on the long run. But perhaps we can still have some fun. Such arrangements also excite me so i cannot help but ask. Ooff, I'm sorry I had to read that. Sometimes we're punished for being literate. Why would I even consider going out someone who's not attracted to my body type? Let alone entertain something casual (aka let you use me as a place holder) because you're not into how I look? Do better, Ed. • Aa GIF

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