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I DON'T HAVE TIME TO WRITE AND RUN A I ALWAYS COULD? CAMPAIGN ANYMORE. 凸沽 000, SO I COULD MAKE A NEW CHARACTER? I'VE NEVER PLAYED AN AARAKOCRA BEFORE. @THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK I COULD BE A PEACOCK, OR A GOOSE. A GOOSE WITH A KNIFE! NO! A PIGEON! ་་ CHÉ CRAWFORD = " A WHOLE FLOCK OF ANGRY PIGEONS! uh T THEIMMORTALTHINKTANK.COM

Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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Dm :Gives detail disciption of room "what would you like to do?" players:........................... | /r/dndmemes

The mimic watching the inactive af party walk through its room without touching anything or searching the room.

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Guilty | /r/dndmemes

Never memorize something that you can look up. - Albert Einstein All spellcasters after rolling initiative

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Which way, western DM? | /r/dndmemes

*ROLLS TO HIT* *ROLLS DOES A 28 HIT? DAMAGE WORDLESSLY imgflip.com

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It's such a reliable spell in almost all situations. (Fireball is turn 2) | /r/dndmemes

DM: "Wizard, it's your turn first, what will you do?" My lvl7+ wizard, every single combat: Summon Aberation: Beholderkin

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There is something familiar from a grievous past... | /r/dndmemes

SUMMON PINKERTONS DEATH INCARNATE Source Coastal Mages 5.5 (bought separately) Traditions arcane Cast >> Range 100 feet Duration until the legal notice is ended SPELL 10 You momentarily summon an army of powerful assass.. I mean lawyers that unleash annihilating blasts as they descend upon your commercial competit... I mean enemies. These Pinkertons act as one and collectively occupy the space of a Gargantuan creature. They have a land Speed of 100 feet. When you Cast this Spell, choose whether it summons chromatic (DEI inclusion), or metallic (guns inclusion) soldiers. Arrive Energy Annihilation The [absolutely leagal private] legion shoot out two blasts of bullets: a 120-foot line and a 60-foot cone that can't overlap. Each creature in either of the areas takes 10d8 damage (basic Reflex save). The Pinkertons choose the damage type of each gun weapon, depending on the category of soldiers summoned. chromatic DEI soldiers can choose cold, fire, or poison for the cone and acid or electricity for the line; metallic GUNS soldiers can choose cold or fire for the cone and acid, electricity, or fire for the line. Depart Legal Whirlwind The [absolutely leagal private] legion shots with fury, dealing 9d8 piercing damage (basic Reflex save) to all enemy creatures in its location or within 20 feet.

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"The Scrolls are okay though right?" | /r/dndmemes

I cast Fire Bolt using my Wand of the War Mage +3 for 3D10 Damage! ***Nat 1*** You miss and hit the altar behind them setting the ancient magical tome on fire

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I'm not sure about this one my dudes. | /r/dndmemes

DnD players DUNGEONS & DRAGONS WOTC RACES ARE NOW CALLED SPECIES, BECAUSE IT SOUNDS LESS RACIST AND MAKES MORE SENSE... PLAYER'S HAP DnD players TO DUNGEONS DRAGONS WOTCH...AND BY THE WAY, YOU CAN'T PLAY AS MIXED CHARACTERS ANYMORE BECAUSE THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE BIOLOGICALLY. TER'S HAND

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Fixed this meme out of spite | /r/dndmemes

WOTC making caster- oriented races Armor proficiency Casters don't have this Sometimes a weapon proficiency Clearly makes you more effective as a spellcaster WOTC making martial- oriented races Free cast of a good spell, it doesn't use your mental stats Ignore difficult terrain, helping you get in melee range Blade Ward as a bonus action a few times a day Clearly makes you more effective as a martial

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Don't know why but I don't like it. | /r/dndmemes

characters i we become sinful. If we criticize multiclass ranger / fey warlock May God forgive me but I hate even looking at it. Reactistan Reactistan

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I love democracy | /r/dndmemes

MORDENKAINEN: SOMEONE MUST BEAR THE BURDEN OF VECNA'S HAND SO THAT WE MIGHT DEFEAT HIM THE LAWFUL EVIL OATHBREAKER PALADIN: IT IS WITH GREAT RELUCTANCE... THAT I HAVE AGREED TO THIS CALLING. imgflip.com

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Truly a moment | /r/dndmemes

WOTC making caster- oriented races Free cast of a good spell, you can use it with your slots too Clearly makes you more effective as a spellcaster Blade ward as a bonus action a few times per day WOTC making martial- oriented races Armor proficiency Sometimes a weapon proficiency Clearly makes you more effective as a spellcaster Martials already have this

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Elf Starting Age vs Human Starting age | /r/dndmemes

Anonymous 03/28/12(Wed)20:40 No.18494306 File: 1332981637.jpg-(37 KB, 600x600, wizard3.jpg) My personal solution to the elf/human mage dilemma is that humans give fewer f----. Elves can potentially live a very long time, and reproduce rarely. As a result, they consider their lives precious. An elven wizard spends decades apprenticed to a master, carefully, slowly learning the history, the thousand righteous lessons, the path of harmonious channeling. To prevent the madness that can come from power, the actual lessons in magecraft are rare; most days will be spent on simple tasks, teaching humility and patience. Accidents are very rare. Meanwhile, at the human wizard college, half the freshman evocation class just exploded, but the survivors can now cast fireball! PROGRESS!

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