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"THERE IS NO NEED FOR PHYSICAL STRENGTH. IM AN INTELLECTUAL" "THE SOCIETY THAT SEPARATES ITS SCHOLARS FROM ITS WARRIORS WILL HAVE ITS THINKING DONE BY COWARDS AND ITS FIGHTING BY FOOLS." -ADEPTUS CHADSTODES

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The railgun is roundly hated by the Adeptus Astartes Chapters that have encountered it, for not only does it kill their battle-brothers upon impact, but it destroys or renders inoperable the Progenoid Glands that allow their Apothecaries to create more Space Marines from the fallen. In this way, it not only kills the Adeptus Astartes of the present, but also kills the warriors of the future. 6000 "Nooo you can't just instantly vaporize all our extra organs nnoo!" A1100 go bbbrrr haha

BitsHammer @BitsHammer They use GSC for trans people, Orks for black people, Tau stand in for Asian people when they're not used as a communist analog... think cap "They represent black people, actually BitsHammer @BitsHammer *a faction full of aggressive, violent beings who just want to kill and fight everybody*

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