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rosegardenofeden Follow Ah, the elusive poppyseed. If you asked me right now with a guto my head to tell me what it actually tasted like I would probably just have to the barrel and make it weird but one de cannot deny that a poppyseed bagel IS substantially different from a plain bagel. And it makes you fail drug tests. Truly a mysterious femme fatale if ever there was one #i adore posts like this. love your beautiful mind angel 7,145 notes DD

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homunculus-argument My theory is that ghosts get their energy by sucking the oil out of door hinges. That's how you know a place is haunted. Because the doors creak, even if you've just oiled them. The ghosts suck the oil out.

kaijuno Follow Are you tired? Come scream with us, at the bog meetings every half moon at 3 a.m. Blaze 9,247 notes D

thx Follow call out post HELLO??? IS ANYONE THERE???????? achivement-unlocked Achievement unlocked! Hello world! Is anyone there..? #I intend for you to read this in the portal turret voice. ok goodbye #normal gameplay 104,032 notes D

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lakemojave M Follow Hi honey how was your day at the gaslighting factory? the-vaudevillain-deactivated202 ive never worked there. stop saying i work there thebonewitch Follow Honey, remember what your union rep said about working off the clock

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Goo

emmafrost-archive i raise you comic artists who can't draw kids and offer you comic artists who absolutely cannot draw babies GOO! sassytigercat what is a baby? a small man?

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NPCs

tittily after a long day of work i accidentally greeted someone with my reflex customer service "hey how can i help you" and without missing a beat he accidentally said "hey what can i get ya" (he works at starbucks) and that was the closest I've ever felt to someone tittily we were two NPC's who met irl

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Did you?

charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday Insight MEDICAL IMAGING Cloth Gowns charlesoberonn Follow Yesterday gardenvariety-jester charlesoberonn #I'm so glad we all collectively misread this 14,128 notes ...

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It's not easy

cannibalchicken Follow Mar 30 Elly Bangs @elly_bangs Deeply haunted by a study that found human beings are *less than 50% accurate* in determining whether they are being flirted with. 2:27 PM 2023-02-04 664K Views 21K Likes 682 Retweets 333 Quotes rudecanadiantwo Follow 11 hr. ago Look. I'm sorry I'm 0% accurate and dragging the average down. uncle-mojave Follow 6 hr. ago Had a girl look me innthe eyes and tell me she wanted to go to bed while holding my hand so I told her that she better go then before she fell asleep. 1,060 notes D

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My fight or flight is broken

kosmogrl Follow Jun 1 How do I teach my body that the fight or flight response is supposed to be for life or death situations, not social interaction Xanax yimra Follow Jun 2 2urban2fantasy Follow Jun 2 get into actual fights to the death to gain perspective supreme-leader-stoat Jun 2 10.9K 214

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To yearn

ultraviolence Follow Apr 15 fake idgafer, i saw you yearning

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Snail? Maybe?

vimbry Follow you ever see a character design so silly it kinda loops back round to being excellent again vimbry

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Gluten tag

HAVE A CLOWN TODAY? HERE I AM sadclowncentral Follow nearly had a medical emergency today because - and i cannot stress enough how little i am making this up - a helicopter landed in front of an open grain silo while i was getting off my ship and i am deathly allergic to the wheat that said helicopters rotor blades proceeded to blast in my face at full force. the cosmic forces are plotting against me a situation to be in HAVE YOU HUGGED A CLOWN TODA HERE sadclowncentral Follow anonymous asked: helicopter dead. s said gluten tag [ID: anonymous question reading: helicopter deada said gluten tag ///end ID] :(

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Panda theft

neilnevins: hectorsalamanca: Panda researchers in China wear panda costumes to give mother-like feeling to a lonely baby panda who lost her mother [X] without context it looks like some guy disguised himself as a panda so he could sneak into their panda community and now he's making a quick getaway with the baby panda

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What flavour is it?

bakrua people who tell me i shouldn't drink lava: the media people who lie: the media conclusion: i am going to drink lava nettlewildfairy I am a geologist with no association to the media and I would not recommend drinking lava thewriterkid Get a load of Big Geology trying to oppress the voice of the people. Teach the controversy. Drink the lava.

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I hate it

refridge: i'mS CMREAING I WAS SLEEPING IN THE CAR DURING A ROAD TRIP AND AS I WOKE UP I LOOKED UP AT THIS IMAGE ON THE TRUCK NEXT TO US CHRIST akaru By Your Side! Albertsons

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