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the two types of players yeah i can't play this week, i have a medical emergency. sorry i'm late, i got murdered on the way here. it was a bit of a hassle but i can't let something like that make me miss the game. (papercut) (literally a minute late)

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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I actually like the Nomad direction, by why did they pick Cowboys when freaking Mongols are a thing... | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com They are Cowboys now? They are Cowboys now!

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It’s not plagiarism if the players don’t notice :) | /r/dndmemes

Plagiarism The DM running out of ideas to use for their campaign lore

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Fun fact: some lizards can detach their tail and regrow it | /r/dndmemes

Drunk lizardfolk is outta money Party pays for his drinks because they like him After their fist adventure they bar starts selling pickled lizard Panik Kalm Panik

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My sorcerer got busy | /r/dndmemes

made with mematic Seducing a dragon Seducing a Dungeon

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It was a nice statue | /r/dndmemes

D&D BEYOND Someone stole the dragon statue Maintenance has been extended indefinitely until we get our statue back. It was a really great statue.

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The pretender stole the throne for 10 years | /r/dndmemes

Greatsword Thank you... Hand Crossbow for keeping my throne warm

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Just, why??? (2024 edition spoiler) | /r/dndmemes

+2 damage/turn on average for rangers (limited) +4 to your two main stats (giving +2 to attack and damage and +2 AC, +2 for many skills, etc for barb) Perfectly balanced... Someone at wizards writing lvl 20 class features ... As all things should be.

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Giga-wizard pt. 2 (egregious errors corrected) | /r/dndmemes

DM: alright you guys can see the frost salamander is bloodied. Warlock, your turn. Warlock: I'm casting hold monster on that salamander. DM: alright that's a 16 and a 12 on the wis save. Warlock: That fails and it's paralyzed. Auto fail on dex- DM: Yeah I know. Alright next up in initiative is Wiz- oh f---. "Fireball"

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That, or a "Brighten/Darken" two-purpose spell | /r/dndmemes

HOMEBREWING SPELLS LIKE: DARKNESS 2nd level evocation imgflip.com CHOCO SHADOW 1st level evocation LIGHT cantrip evocation FRUI ענן

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"Must protect the lil'uns" | /r/dndmemes

My overprotective barbarian B Elf bard NPC

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Real mad genius hours. | /r/dndmemes

Other adventurers at 20th level: "I'm going to build an Adventurer's Guild!" The Artificer/Inventor at 20th level: Behold my floating masterpiece, the Egg Carrier! made with mematic

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Remembering you dumped CHA | /r/dndmemes

DM: "You arrive at the wizard's lair, and are met with a locked door. It-" Barbarian: "I ORDER THE DOOR TO LET US IN!" DM: "Uh, okay. Roll intimidation." [Nat 1] The Door: I'll kick your butt, silly boy. Go away, silly boy!

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