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shrinking yourself should be correspondence 3 & What? shrinking is mad hard to do. You need like, correspondence 4 and life 4 and probably matter if you care about nudity at all to shrink somebody else. but magicking yourself is always easier and just warping space around your own pattern to be smaller should be less than hitting up another pattern. Jessie what the hell are you talking about?

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