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[God] [Mankind] [V] Emperor of Immortal [Celestial Dragon] [Grand Cathay] [V] [V] [V] [V] [V] [V] Comparable in power to the gods Hates gods Refuses to be called a god Is worshiped as a god Had a plan to defeat chaos [V] [V] [V] [V] [V] [V] Failed miserably [V] [X] Good husband and father [V] LJ Koh u/furious-ming

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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