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S--- Memes 26 July at 22:16. Me: *sitting alone with a party platter of Subway cookies and a lit joint in a 2:15pm screening of Inside Out 2 laughing my ass off* Cinema attendent: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir." Me: *mouth full of cookies* "Wooow so you obviously learned nothing from this movie.." Cinema attendant: "I haven't seen it." Me: *mouth full of cookies still* "Yeah well it's about live and let live." Cinema attendant: "It's not about that." Me: *painfully swallows* "It's about minding your own damned business." Cinema attendant: "Sir, please, there are children here and you're upsetting them." Me: *currently on ozempic* "Alright fine I'll leave. This movie is too woke anyway." *lit joint in my mouth, I gather up the half eaten cookies I have littered around my seat and stuff them back into the platter and my pockets whilst mumbling profanities under my breath. The children in the cinema stare at me fearfully as I make my way to the front of the theatre* Me: *addressing the cinema* "It ain't all sunshine and rainbows out there! The sooner you stop sheltering these kids from the truth, the sooner..* A Dad in the audience: "If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass." Me: *mouth full of cookies* "Annnd the woke left win again it seems!"

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S--- Memes 26 July at 22:16. Me: *sitting alone with a party platter of Subway cookies and a lit joint in a 2:15pm screening of Inside Out 2 laughing my ass off* Cinema attendent: "I'm going to have to ask you to leave sir." Me: *mouth full of cookies* "Wooow so you obviously learned nothing from this movie.." Cinema attendant: "I haven't seen it." Me: *mouth full of cookies still* "Yeah well it's about live and let live." Cinema attendant: "It's not about that." Me: *painfully swallows* "It's about minding your own damned business." Cinema attendant: "Sir, please, there are children here and you're upsetting them." Me: *currently on ozempic* "Alright fine I'll leave. This movie is too woke anyway." *lit joint in my mouth, I gather up the half eaten cookies I have littered around my seat and stuff them back into the platter and my pockets whilst mumbling profanities under my breath. The children in the cinema stare at me fearfully as I make my way to the front of the theatre* Me: *addressing the cinema* "It ain't all sunshine and rainbows out there! The sooner you stop sheltering these kids from the truth, the sooner..* A Dad in the audience: "If you don't leave right now I'm going to kick your ass." Me: *mouth full of cookies* "Annnd the woke left win again it seems!"

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