[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 24. "Drunkn Monkey" | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

. BROTHER, I'VE A QUESTION ABOUT YOUR FIGHTING STYLE. THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #24 SHOOT! YOU KNOW YOU DON'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO BE DRUNK RIGHT? THE DRUNKEN MASTER STYLE JUST MEANS YOU ACT DRUNK. SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO WHAT CAN I SAY? I'M A BIT OF A METHOD ACTOR.

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