How each primach would act if you told them you failed a test | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

you have failed me. (Sends you to the orphanage.) Very well. You will attend study sessions with me for 2 hours after school until your grades improve. You got an A, but he's acting like you failed because it wasn't the best grade in year. Worthless scum. I regret your birth. Hmmm... I notice you have been neglecting your homework... Perhaps there is a connection? (He helps you study anyway.) HA! Studying is for nerds, come have a beer with your old man! Unacceptable. You *will* improve your grades, I will assist if you require advice. You were never going to pass in the first place. I'm sorry to hear that, my child. I know you are upset, but you must forgive yourself for failure before you can succeed. You can't maintain a C average? I'm sending you to military school. 00 00 Shut the f--- up. Here's 20$, go to the store and get me a bottle of whiskey and a pack of cigarettes if you dont want your ass beat. Unfortunate, I will compose a study guide for you. Let's go over your revision strategy and see if there are inefficiencies. Doesn't really care, but gives you kind of an awkward pat on the back How did you fail a test, you're my kid, it shouldn't even be possible! *Gives you a whole speech about the responsibility of students to study properly* LION 15 WLIVE L'ZL いく 257 HIST Oh my dear child, i am sorry. I will pray for you harder next time. Let's review your answers and see what you can improve on. OH, MY DARLING ONE, MY HEART IS BLEEDING FOR YOU! (Entirely sincere) LETS GO AND GET ICE CREAM, THAT WILL MAK YOU FEEL BETTER! ...Sorry. Do you want help studying? You didn't fail because he disguised himself and took the test for you

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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