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HEY SO DM, I WANT TO HIRE LIKE A THOUSAND PEASANTS SO I CAN THROWA SPEAR FASTER THAN SOUND DM NOT SCIENTIFICALLY POSSIBLE! imgflip.com

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Does D&D Imitate Life or does Life Imitate D&D. | /r/dndmemes

hey there big boy how about we get a drink I have taken a vow against drunkenness + food for old ladies Then how about we just hurry on back to my place I could use a big man like you I have taken a vow of chastity + the food is also for orphans look man just give me your wallet I have taken a vow of poverty gob gun It

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It has scenes of ghosts who are unaware they are dead replaying scenes from the past. It's less a combat and more an extremely immersive narrative puzzle. They have to board the ship, find a cursed musical box, and lay to rest the spirit keeping the ship

The party The Decaying ship that is sinking into an obviously incredibly cursed swamp. It's a pirate ship that ran aground in the middle of a lagoon and has a feminine voice singing "Come little children" towards the party

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My man basically had a horseshoe shoved up his ass | /r/dndmemes

WHEN THE DM MAKES THE MISTAKE OF NOT USING POINT BUY: DM It's not possible. PLAYER THAT WAS WITNESSED ROLLING 4 18'S FOR HIS CHARACTER Not probable.

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What are the worst tactical blunders you’ve seen in play ? | /r/dndmemes

ME AFTER GETTING 2/3S OF MY PARTY KILLED (INCLUDING ME JWITH MY "SICK OIL FLASK COMBO Shouldn't have Done that. I should NOT have Done that. (DON'T WORRY IT WAS A ONE SHOT] imgflip.com

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The old kill the lich but didn’t destroy the phylactery mistake | /r/dndmemes

00 Knight's Digest: The Best Blog On The.... 16s Telling stories at the local tavern about how I defeated the lich and someone asks what I did about their phylactery #dnd5e #dnd #dice #TTRPGS

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The Barbarians will now disagree on a color. | /r/dndmemes

What color is each class? Fighter Wizard Beige Blue Barbarian Cleric Paladin Bard Warlock Druid Monk Ranger Rogue Sorcerer

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Why do we even have to rol | /r/dndmemes

"You need a Dc 15 to pass my brother in christ I am literally climbing a rope imgflip.com

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the shopkeep part 2 (sky cotl) | /r/dndmemes

I go up to the shopkeep and ask: What's your name? Candles Oryptics uhh... uhh... ...Larry? Nice to meet you Larry! POTATO toast?

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Me explaining my utter mess of a character concept | /r/dndmemes

"So we're essentially two halves of a single multiclass character with split personality syndrome. One is a lawful good Paladin and the other a chaotic evil warlock. Our two patron entities despise each other and we both fight for control over the body. Every hour of in-game time it'll be decided on a coin flip which of us takes over, each of us can only use spells and abilities from our respective class and whichever of us has had the most control over the body between levels dictates which class gains the next level." DM

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You've heard of the Hobgoblin, now get ready for the Gymgoblin | /r/dndmemes

PLAYERS: "IT'S JUST A SIMPLE GOBLIN HUNTING QUEST, RELAX, THOSE GUYS HAVE LIKE 7 HP AND DEAL 1D6+2 DAMAGE, WE'LL BE FINE" THE DM'S HOMEBREWED GOBLINS: imgflip.com

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DM: Roll me a charisma check with disadvantage. | /r/dndmemes

Rogue: Who else is in the tavern with us? DM: Uhhh... there's a Tabaxi at the bar by themselves. Rogue: I'd like to walk over and strike up a friendly conversation with them. See if they know what's what around here. DM: Alright, what's your icebreaker? Rogue: I say "pspspspspspsps" Tabaxi: Перрон Photo credit or foevoirspa

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Law of hats. Looks it up. | /r/dndmemes

We needed to sneak into a castle to steal something, so our rogue pretended to be a chef by stealing a chef hat. I DUNNO, CAPTAIN. I'VE NEVER SEEN He then climbed the employment ladder within the castle by stealing different hats. IF YOU'RE CAPTAIN, WHY DON'T YOU HAVE THE HAT? HIM BEFORE... HATS DON'T LIE. TOUGH, BUT FAIR. He even stole the king's crown. ... probably not the best idea. رہی yourdndstories.tumblr.com based on a submission from aussie-bookworm

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