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AND THEN ONE DAY HE MET TWO DROIDS. ONE WAS ANOTHER R2 UNIT. BUT THIS R2 UNIT SEEMED MESSAGE TO BE DELIVERED TO AN OBSESSED WITH SOME SORT OF MIN THEN ONE DAY THE JAWA TRANSPORT GROUND TO A HALT, AND THEY ROUSTED ALL THE DROIDS OUT INTO THE HOT TATOOINE SURFACE DE 00 THE YOUNG MAN... THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT HIM. SOMETHING THAT SEEMED TO CALL OUT... GREATNESS. ... ☐ THE NAME STRUCK A CHORD WITHIN SKIPPY. HE SENSED THAT THE FORCE WAS TRYING TO TELL HIM SOMETHING, BUT SKIPPY WAS SORELY FRUSTRATED AND WAS UNABLE TO COMPREHEND THEN ANOTHER DROID SHOWED UP. THIS ONE WAS CALLED C-3PO, AND HE WOULDN'T SHUT UP. TWO PEOPLE APPROACHED. MOISTURE FARMERS; SKIPPY KNEW THE TYPE. THEY SEEMED UNASSUMING, RUN OF THE MILL, AN OLDER MAN AND A YOUNG... HIS YAMMERING MADE IT DIFFICULT FOR SKIPPY TO CONCENTRATE ON THE SENSE OF THE FUTURE HE WAS BEGINNING TO HAVE. THERE WERE IMAGES SWIRLING IN HIM HE COULD NOT QUITE UNDERSTAND. A VISION OF A MAN DRESSED IN BLACK, AND OF A YOUNG WOMAN WHO, FOR SOME REASON, HAD CINNAMON ROLLS ON HER HEAD. AND AS SKIPPY ROLLED TOWARDS HIS DESTINY... 000 AND ARMORED SOLDIERS, AND SOME- TIMES THEY WERE RIDING ON LARGE LIZARD-LIKE CREATURES, BUT OTHER TIMES THEY WERE JUST SITTING ON A LARGE REPLICA OF ONE. IT WAS ALL VERY CONFUSING 10000 BEEEEP! BEEEP A BOOOP! the latest updates only avalable at: viewcomic.com AND SUDDENLY THE FUTURE BECAME CLEAR TO SKIPPY AS DESTINY HELD ITS BREATH. DO SKIPPY WOULD TRY TO COMMUNICATE WITH THE YOUNG JEDI, BUT C-3PO WOULD REFUSE TO TRANSLATE "SUCH RUBBISH. ." UNCLE OWEN WOULD SEE HIM START MOVING THINGS WITH THE FORCE AND WOULD IMMEDIATELY HAVE SKIPPY'S MEMORIES ERASED. MEANTIME, THE ARMORED MEN WOULD COME FOR THE BLUE R2 AND TAKE HIM TO THE DARK, CAPED MAN. THE DARK MAN WOULD DESTROY THE RZ UNIT. THEN HE WOULD KILL THE YOUNG WOMAN WITH THE CINNAMON ROLLS ON HER HEAD, EVENTUALLY, THE REBELS WOULD BE FOUND. A FRIGHTENING SPACE STATION WOULD FILL THE SKY ABOVE THEM AND BLOW THEM OUT OF EXISTENCE, SKIPPY KNEW/NSTANTLY. THIS ONE, THIS BLOND ONE...THE FORCE WAS STRONG WITHIN HIM. DESTINY HAD SEEN HIM THROUGH AFTER ALL. THIS YOLING MAN AND HE WOULD BE AN LINSTOPPABLE TEAM. THE ONE CALLED OWEN WAS BUSY HAVING HIS EAR BENT BY THAT TALKY 3PO UNIT. THEY COULD DEFEAT THE EMPIRE, RETURN THE GALAXY TO PEACE, CAUSE THE JEDI TO RISE ONCE MORE TO THEIR GLORY. SKIPPY NUDGED A THOUGHT INTO OWEN, A THOUGHT THAT SAID, "I AM THE DROID YOU'RE LOOKING FOR," AND THAT RED ONE, WITHOUT HESITATION, SKIPPY DROVE THE FORCE INWARD LIKE A SPIKE, AND... CHOOMP UNCLE OWEN! THIS RZ UNIT HAS A BAD MOTIVATOR! LOOK! AS BLACKNESS FELL, HE WATCHED C-3PO AND R2-D2, SIDE BY SIDE... AS THEY WERE MEANT TO BE, C'MON, RED. LET'S GO the latest updates only avaiable at: viewcomic.com OH, THE UNKNOWABLE IRONY OF THAT STATEMENT! FOR SKIPPY HAD HAD THE MOST MAGNIFICENT MOTIVATION OF ALL-TRYING TO SAVE A GALAXY. WITH HIS WANING STRENGTH, SKIPPY PROMPTED THE 3PO UNIT TO SAY.... 00 EXCUSE ME, SIR, BUT THAT R2 UNIT IS IN PRIME CONDITION. A REAL BARGAIN. UNCLE OWEN! HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? AND SKIPPY, HIS CIRCUITS FAILING, SAW THE FUTURE TO COME... ALL THANKS TO HIS HEROIC SACRIFICE. OBI-WAN KENOBI WOULD SENSE THEIR MINDS CRYING OUT IN FEAR AND TERROR AND-- FILLED WITH DESPAIR-- HIS MIGHTY HEART WOULD GIVE OUT AND HE WOULD DIE, ALONE AND FORGOTTEN IN HIS HUT. THE YOUNG JEDI WOULD STAY AND ROT ON TATOOINE, ONE EXCUSE AFTER ANOTHER OFFERED UNTIL HE WAS AN OLD MOISTURE FARMER STARING AT THE SKY, LOOKING TO A DESTINY HE HAD NEVER FOLLOWED. ALL THIS...BECAUSE THE BLUE RZ UNIT HAD NOT BEEN CHOSEN. IF THE BLUE R2 UNIT WENT WITH THE YOUNG JEDI, A VERY DIFFERENT AND GREAT PATH LAY AHEAD... ONE THAT DID NOT INCLUDE SKIPPY THE JEDI DROID. WHEN THE STORMTROOPERS CAME AND DESTROYED THE JAWAS AND THEIR CARGO, SKIPPY-- STILL IN A COMA--WAS BLASTED TO PIECES BY A STRAY STORMTROOPER BOLT, HE DIED ALONE, LINMOURNED... UNTIL NOW. BE KIND TO YOUR DROIDS AND MAJOR APPLIANCES. AND NEXT TIME YOU'RE ALONE,AND YOU FEEL SOMETHING...A FAINT BEEPING IN YOUR SKULL, OR THE SOUND OF MOTORS WHIRRING... YOU MAY BE SENSING...HIM. ONE WITH THE FORCE NOW, EVER PRESENT, EVER SEEKING OUT OTHERS OF HIS KIND. OTHERS WHO MAY BE IN YOUR KITCHEN, OR ON YOUR DESK, OR IN YOUR BRIEFCASE... WHEREVER MACHINES ARE TAKEN FOR GRANTED, WHEREVER SENTIENCE MAY EXIST...THERE WILL BE... SKIPPY THE JEDI DROID. END

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Skippy, the forgotten hero of Star Wars


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