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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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Prepare your game to be primarily undead as enemies Give all your undead vulnerability to radiant energy Let your party be mostly clerics "Guys, this is supposed to be difficult. Why are you steamrolling my game?" imgflip.com

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An older debate, but a fun one. | /r/dndmemes

Counterspell is bad For the same, or a similar, reason as Remove Curse.

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What high-end optimization looks like | /r/dndmemes

"I'd like a control caster" Wizard "that's right it's wizard" "Oh we got utility caster too" that one's also the wizard "yep, that's also wizard" "huh, how about a blaster?" The sorcerer "That's right, it's the wizard!" [evocation] "next we want stealth" that one's rouge "That's right, earth genasi wizard" "ok, how about someone who uses a handcrossbow?" | T-the ranger... "That's right, it's the bladesinger wizard!" "How about a nova build?" "p-pallad..." "That's right, wizard!" [hex1/evoc19] "how about a summoner?" | d-druid... "That's right, mark of handling conjuration wizard!" "finally, how about a healer?" | Cleric, or.... "that's right, life1/wizard X mark of hospitality!" immense sobbing

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You can deploy these as necessary to defend your preference, but know that there is a hierarchy | /r/dndmemes

"You walk into "Actually, 'ye' was Ye Olde Tavern." just an old-timey spelling of 'the'." "Actually, it was written "be", because printing presses didn't have a 'p' key." and the 'y' only came about "Actually, this is a medieval fantasy setting and in it the old-timey written form of 'the' is 'ye', pronounced 'yee'."

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I'd love to visit such a place during a campaign | /r/dndmemes

Sea elves don't have cities they just swim like fishes Sea elves:

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(It's totally worth it guys) | /r/dndmemes

When you're making a deal for a 1d10 cantrip Archdevil what's a little genocide between friends?

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1000 points of rpg employment damage. | /r/dndmemes

The day Bill told off his day job GET IN HERE, BILL! I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! YOU PUNCHED IN SEVEN MINUTES LATE. I'M DOCKING YOU AN HOUR'S PAY, AND IT BETTER NOT HAPPEN AGAIN... OR ELSE! OH YEAH? I'VE GOT NEWS FOR YOU, MR. BEMIS. I'VE GOT A NEW JOB OFFER WITH A REAL FUTURE... AT HALF THE MONEY! HA! ANYBODY'D BE CRAZY TO PAY YOU EVEN THAT MUCH! THAT'S WHAT YOU THINK! I'VE BEEN LEARNING TO WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES IN MY SPARE TIME AT HOME! AND NOW I CAN TAKE MY PICK OF JOBS! YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING! YOU MARRY RICH OR SOMETHING? NOPE! I JUST DELIVER PIZZAS AND DRIVE FOR LIBER AT NIGHT! I DON'T NEED YOUR CRUMMY JOB! LGİ Lake Geneva Institute of RPG Writing, Inc. PO Box 1974, Lake Geneva, WI 53147 Acredited Member National Home Study Counci Please send me your 2 FREE BOOKS describing the opportunities in Electronics and how to prepare for them. Name Address ARE YOU WORKING FOR PEANUTS AND WANT TO MAKE EVEN LESS? WRITE ROLE PLAYING GAMES LIKE BILL DOES! Be sure to send for your 2 FREE books today. For your convenience, we will try to have a representative call, I coupon has been removed, write to Cleveland Institute of Electronics, Inc. 1775 East 17th Street, Cleveland, Ohio 44114 City- State Age APPROVED FOR TRAINING UNDER G.I. BILL Veterans and Serviceman Check here for G. Bi information MV-01 MUPPUPPYGAMES.COM

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(Rats only do 1 damage and half of that rounded down from resistance = 0) | /r/dndmemes

THE RAGING BARBARIAN FIGHTING 1,000 RATS: imgflip.com Ha Ha Ha! I am IRAT proof!

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"Don't cry, don't fret. Don't mourn them, the decaying bodies lumped at your feet. They're with me, now. Now come, join your parents. Come with me." Every time he stabs someone: "Don't you see? I'm saving you. I'm saving all of you." | /r/dndmemes

DM: And so you've discovered that every mortal soul that dies is devoured by the great serpent, feeding it, until one day it breaks free and devours all of reality. Oathbreaker Paladin: "Don't worry, I have a solution." EVERY RANDOM NPC SWORD THAT STEALS SOULS

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Sometimes the ends DO justify the means | /r/dndmemes

When the party Warlock goes a little too far: I'll kidnap a thousand children before I let this party die!

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"Medium" creatures, eh? | /r/dndmemes

Fairly short Goliath imgflip.com (719) LAI LI L Fairly tall Dwarf (4'8") LAI LA LAI

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Players: watch this video that explains why paralysis is bad game design because it removes player agency Me the DM: so you want me to ban hold person and stunning strike? Players: boredpanda.com

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