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ASH @abayasznn JUST GOT ACCEPTED INTO OXFORD UNIVERSITYYYYYYYYY!!! Today's date: 13 Aug 2020 Your status Congratulations! Your place at University of Oxford 033 for Medicine A100 has been Nex Che care deta colle Adju confirmed. Decline my place University of Oxford → @UniofOxford Replying to @abayasznn YYYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS! See you in October! ASH @abayasznn who said i was gonna accept?

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

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