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batfamfucker Follow We don't appreciate the fact that Bruce Wayne is a Kardasian level celebrity enough. Everyone knows him. I want more one shots and crack fic moments where the League (Pre identity reveals) just openly talk about Bruce Wayne in front of Batman. Just imagine them playing marry, kill with famous actors and such and throwing Bruce into the mix. And Batman just sits there, silently suffering as he listens to the reasons why Flash and Lantern or kill him. He prays they choose would marry. kill. They don't. batfamfucker Follow #adjfjaoi;erja YES #dc #bruce wayne #someone definitely makes an eat the rich joke and for a wonderful moment he thinks they're going to pick kill #they don't Barry: Eat the rich! Bruce: Oh thank Go- Clark: Oh, I intend to batfamfucker Follow Batman Superman explaining why he would marry and absolutely raw Bruce Wayne whispering-imp Follow It's Batman's turn. Bruce needs to decide whether to marry himself for the money or throw himself off the cliff. primeemeraldheiress Follow Okay but can you imagine what kind of identity reveal situation that would be? "I would -, I would marry --, and then I would commit suicide." "Batman, that's not how the game is played. You have to choose for Bruce Wayne." "I did." "...WHAT?!" lynati Follow "I would kill Bruce Wayne just to get him out of this conversation." aqueerkettleofish Follow This works best if the reveal comes after literally everyone else has played, and half of the people have said "I'd marry Bruce Wayne for the money" and the other half have not only said that they'd him, but been reasonably graphic as to how. althor42 Follow Flash: So, tall, dark, and scary, what'll it be? Are you going to marry Bruce Wayne so he can fund all of your sick gadgets? Maybe you'll be a gentle lover to him like Aquaman here, work him over like a hunk of meat like Supes? Or maybe Brucie is the one person in the world you break your code for. Come on, what've you got for us? Batman: -pauses- Honestly, I don't think there will ever be a better time for this. -pulls off his cowl- Justice League: -horrified screeching- mollyhats Follow #bruce to himself: #do i keep my secret identity secret or deliver the greatest punchline in the history of situational comedy #bruce wayne #justice league #dc

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WE CAUGHT YOU, IVY!!! WE KNOW YOU'RE MAKING A TOXIN TO USE IN GOTHAM!!! WHAT'S THE TOXIN FOR, VILLAIN??? THE TOXIN WOULD TURN MEN INTO WOMEN AND WOMEN INTO LESBIANS. SO EVERYONE IN GOTHAM WOULD BE LESBIANS! RUN! IVY, RUN!!! FINISH YOUR PLAN!!! I'LL HOLD HIM GODDAMIT, THIS IS WHY I DON'T WORK WITH YOU, KATE! YOU DISASTER LESBIAN!!! OFF!!!

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