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onehobgoblin Some time ago I tried to pirate an engineering book because I wanted help solving a specific problem. I searched in a lot of places and, somehow, I think I ended up accessing another engineering class from another college. I couldn't find the book I was looking for, but now I keep receiving pdfs of electrical engineering in my email. I don't know where they are coming from, and who is sending them probably doesn't know I'm receiving it. So, basically, I became an engineering warlock receiving forbidden knowledge from a mysterious patron who doesn't know that I'm leeching their power.

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