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The new DND handbook has come out. For the purposes of this campaign I will need to inform my party that we will not <be changing the rules. It says here that humans can go 3 miles per hour, it will take nine days to get to the city. You encounter a level 5 scrounger with a fire proficiency. You noticed too late and you are only left with one reaction Okokok so you get your flute and when you play the homonculus starts singing Mr sandman because your good at playing. flute hehehe

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