Poor Fatima :'[ | CrowdStrike Microsoft Global Outage | Know Your Meme

Flippin' eck, Tucker! @losttourist@social.chatty.monster Oh, Fatima. I bet you wish you'd stayed in ballet now, don't you. #CrowdStrike ALT Fatima's next job could be in cyber. (she just doesn't know it yet) Rethink. Reskill. Reboot Cyber First HM Government 19 juil. 2024, 12:37 ③ Web 196 boosts 283 favoris

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CROWDSTRIKE I crashed them all CROWDSTRIKE and not just their computers CROWDSTRIKE but their servers CROWDSTRIKE and their backup servers too

YOUR BOEING FLIGHT CAN'T CRASH MIDAIR IF IT CAN'T EVEN TAKE OFF Opening Mon Tue-Thur DUE TO THE CROWDSTRIKE GLITCH

Dion Almaer @dalmaer Comcast just emailed saying that they are safe from CrowdStrike because they run DOS. And SouthWest said they got lucky by running Windows 3.11 for Workgroups, Phew. Traducir post 1:09 p. m. - 19 jul. 2024 - 15,7 mil Reproducciones 21 Reposts 6 Citas 171 Me gusta 8 Elementos guardados 27 Σ 8 <]

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Greg Egan @gregeganSF@mathstodon.xyz Crowdstrike have advised that the world will be reverted to its last valid backup set, dated 7 Jan 2014, within the next 30 minutes. Please make paper notes of anything important to you from the intervening period, and tape them to your refrigerator door in a prominent position. 19 juil. 2024, 09:23 - Web-557 - ★ 694

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Mastodon users are massive nerds tbh

Hector Martin @marcan@treehouse.systems Ah yes, let's ship a kernel driver that parses update files that are pushed globally simultaneously to millions of users without progressive staging, and let's write it in a memory unsafe language so it crashes if an update is malformed, and let's have no automated boot recovery mechanism to disable things after a few failed boots. What could possibly go wrong? 19 juil. 2024, 12:56 > . Tusky Dernière modification le 19 juil., 14:26 213 boosts 360 favoris

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Always look at the bright side

daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder@mastodon.social Thank you Crowdstrike for helping to illustrate that Open Source is not the problem. Jul 19, 2024, 10:39 AM · Tusky 672 boosts 922 favorites

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