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DM: "After looting the dungeon cellar you unopened wine bottle." Player: "Alright, I'm gonna drink it!" DM: "Roll a CON Save." find an Player: "Oh come on, the wine can't be that strong." The Wine: The oldest unopened bottle of wine named speyer wine bottle was found in a roman tomb that is over 1650 years old.

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

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Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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