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010/ New here Mario, 39 O he/him → Technical Supervisor - Microbiol... Advanced filters. (A) My bio I've been looking for love in all the wrong places, so, naturally, it's time to start looking in the worst places: apps! Outwardly serious; internally nerdy, dorky, and slightly weird (in a good way). Never married, no kids, and two cats. Love hiking, orchids, and books. Drop book and music recoms. About me 5'9" H Sometimes Graduate degree No ܼܿܠ → Rarely → Man Don't want kids & Don't have kids & Cancer m Liberal * Atheist I'm looking for QA long-term relationship QFun, casual dates Kindness Curiosity Loyalty I'm looking for Q A long-term relationship Fun, casual dates Curiosity Loyalty Kindness My interests Hiking Mario loves hiking Gardening A Exploring new cities. Foodie Cats I'll know we vibe on a date if You bring a pair of hiking boots. Screw dinner and a movie! Let's get hot, sweaty, and sore without sex. Let's take a hike! My causes and communities LGBTQ+ rights Reproductive rights Human rights I'm happiest when It's raining out, I have a warm cup of cocoa, a new book, and you... Hopefully you're also really into Orchids. I had a collection of about 200 orchids before moving to the UK. Gave them all away; most are dead now according to the folk I gave them to. My location Mildenhall Lives in Bury St Edmunds From San Antonio, TX My Top Artists on Spotify Mariachi El Bronx Yard Act Jeff Rosenstock Amyl and The Sniffers Modest Mouse THE BOBBY LEES Morphine Advanced filters ( IDLES Willi Carlisle Ween

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