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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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I randomly encountered this comment that I screenshotted a year ago and decided to post it now. | /r/grimdank

My favorite Alpha Legion story. Probably fake but still, awesome. A group of people were playing 40k rpg. They had a drop in who didnt know the game so they so they played a just for fun game. The guy could pick any group of space marines. Guy said he hear of alpha legion,, they wear blue right? GM said no that's ultra marines. Player insisted they seemed cool, could he play alpha legion. Fun game so ok. Mission involved going underground to get something. New guy wants to put a bomb in the tunnel just in case they need to flee and collapse the tunnel. Ok. Seems a little over cautious but new player involvement is good. Dm tells new player to write it down. He does and puts the note aside. Blah blah blah. They get the thing and are leaving. One player (not the new guy) falls behind a bit and OHNO! The player is a traitor! Traitor holds up the others, makes them throw their guns down and put the thing they got on the ground and back away. The group does. As the traitor is walking to get the item, the new player says 'he is standing in the section of tunnel where the bomb was set. how long have we been on this mission?' Dm, I dont know 40 mins Player tells the dm to look at the note he put aside when he planted the bomb. Dm picks up the note and written on. It says 'set explosive at 40 mins' Bomb goes off killing the traitor. Everyone stares at the new player. New guy "I am Alpharius"

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A year later and the belief is still strong | /r/grimdank

40k Orks manifesting unfailing faith that the Stompa will take one step forward without exploding 40k Ork fans trying to manifest the same for a Ghaz and Angron throwdown over Yarrick

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They both have an affinity for really big melee weapons too | /r/grimdank

Fellas if your tabletop game Is set in a bleak, violent universe where lives are readily expended Has a vegetative corpse ruling the entirety of humanity Has a faction that, while extremely powerful and capable of manipulating the energies around them is on the verge of extinction and at constant risk of their souls becoming food for a god Has a main faction as a vast militarized state that, while on the surface acts as humanity's main defense, in reality, exists only to maintain the strict social order and has little regard for the individuals it claims to defend. Features many surprisingly well written women in the lore for a medium that primarily targets adolescent males, but this is often overshadowed by said demographic grossly oversexualizing most of the female cast. Makes flamboyant fashion choices The faction that rose up to combat the main faction is arguably even more violent and cutthroat than the system they seek to topple The fandom's OCs and fanfics exclusively focus on the top 0.000001% as the remainder of humanity live short, miserable lives. Is quite multicultural despite having a default aesthetic That's not a tabletop game that's beloved 2004 anime BLEACH -י"ד

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BATTLEFLEET GRIMDANK: 003 Top Comment is next post | /r/grimdank

Blackwhite35-73 8h ago Edited 2h ago Heres what I intend to do: Ensure that favcilities are developed within the Space Hulk. Stuff like small-scale mamufactorums, hydroponic facilities, dedicated transport bays for both soldiers and vehicles. That, and along with at least 4-5 Gellar Fields to ensure that its protected during transit in the warp. We'll leave a few places unprotected by the Gellar Fields for our troops to have some live-action training. We can also try to divide the space hulk into seperate compartments such that in case heretics or xenos manage to board us, they won't have full control over the hulk. Not to mention that we can just simply void them out or seal off a damaged section with heavy blast doors so that the crew don't get killed or voided out Essentially, make it a self-sufficent mobile factory and farm dedicated for the crusade. Just like the Expeditionary Fleets from the ancient and glorious Great Crusade. Then, ensure that defences are properly set up to make it a tough grox egg to crack since this will become the Spear-Tip of the Crusade itself. Hmm... based on what the local sector Mechanicus assets have been saying, we might need to ensure that secuirty is tight on the hulk itself. We don't want any 'accidents' where the Hulk ends up lost in the warp forever and the crusade failing before it even began!! Oh yes, abd whatever fancy stuff we found during the construction? Store it somewhere safe and secure. We can use them for later. Especially with some of the more radical elements of the Commisariat and Mechanicus. Maybe we can even exchange some of them for considerations in the upcoming trial or we can use them as rewards for any nearby Astartes elements........ Oh yes, and we'll have to name the Hulk of course. Someone here has mentioned Low Expectations. Since I have a sense of humor, that will be the name 561 Reply Award ↑ Share 003 On the new fleet commander's orders, the newly installed additions to the hulk are outfitted with facilities to support long term, extended operations. The Hulk's capital weaponry arsenel has been bolstered by taking cannons and lances from several cruisers. The vast majority of the hulk is still unexplored. Your progress is limited to only those sections of the hulk that are critical for realspace movement and warp jumps. BUL A D You have successfully compartmentalised the newly conquered Imperial enclaves within the hulk against incursions from the interior. You meet with the fleet's ranking Commissariat and Adeptus Mechanicus represntatives, promising them rewards in exchange for their support in Impossible_Leader 80's trial. The Commissariat is currently unmoved by the rewards, replying: Date me Heretics. ⁹ate me Traitors. Simple as." The Mechanicus are amenable on the condition you to give preferential priority to Adeptus Mechanicus interests and advice in the upcoming expedition. 20 GO AWAY! DI After what looked like a mild panic attack, the Navigator has barricaded himself in his quarters and is outright refusing to talk to you on the mere suggestion of leaving any part of the Hulk unprotected by a gellar field. What is your next action?

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Who is your favorite Primarch and why is it Robouchad Guillimane? (Illustration not OC) | /r/grimdank

Book of LORGAR Brother, ROGUE Relithel

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The maths isn’t mathing for Orikan | /r/grimdank

2(x-3)-4 x = - b ± √b² 4 ac 2 a y=mx+b m 5 }} 610 2 Ω 2 2 2 ? (y √x²)²x² = 1² h= 诙 8 ?? 2+a ab-a ୪ 8 xy ²x²y

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Woe, nuclear weapon be upon ye | /r/grimdank

POV: You are vulkan

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That’s a mortgage right there | /r/grimdank

WARHAMMER WARHAMMER 40.000 ,000 PATROL START COLLECTING! WARHAMMER 40.000 COMBAT PATROL WARHAMMER START COLLECTING! CHAOS SPACE MARINES 40.000 COMBAT PATROL MER WARHAMMER START COLLECTING! THOUSAND SONS CITADEL MINIATURES WARHAMMER 40500 21 CITADEL MINIATURES DEATH GUARD WARHAMMER 40,000 AMMER Please don't tell anyone how I live. B APOCALYPSE S

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Who cares if some things are dying? I don't wanna hear your crying. This is all so gratifying! | /r/grimdank

The Once-ler in "How Bad Could I Be?" The Once-ler in "Biggering"

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I would ask what character this is, but i think the answer's obvious | /r/grimdank

r/hazbin • u/Agentnosem⚫ chaos in flesh ⚫ 22m What character is this r/BattleForDreamlsland • 13h ⚫ u/Elidoesredditt What character is this • Canon Fanon A character confirmed GAY!! GAY!! HOMOSEXUAL!! to be straight HE LIKES GAY! MEN! 100 points • 114 comments ◇ 6 ☐ 5 Comments

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Laughing in space racism | /r/grimdank

There is only one true race Yeah! and it's humanity! L For the emperor

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FREE HIM, HE IS ONLY FOLLOWING THE EMPEROR'S VISION | /r/grimdank

CAPTAIN IMPOSSIBLE LEADER_80 IS BEING UNJUSTLY TRIED FOR HIS EMPEROR-GIVEN VISION OF A IMPERIAL SPACE HULK! An possibl WILL YOU STAND FOR THIS INJUSTICE?! ARE WE TO DENY THE EMPEROR'S WAY?! PAID FOR BY THE EMWATTNOT CRUSADE FLEET

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