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Player: We're nervous to meet the King DM: It's fine as long as you mind your manners, everyone calls him the Good King for a reason. DM starts playing "Hail to the King" by Avenged Sevenfold imgflip.com Panik Kalm Panik

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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As much as Wotc pretends otherwise | /r/dndmemes

MOM WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE? SOCIAL/EXPLORATION imgflip.com OND COMBAT $24 SWEETIE, I LOVE YOU BOTH EQUALLY IT'S YOU... AND BY A LOT. SRGRAFO

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How to play as a fighter jet [OC?] | /r/dndmemes

Anonymous 55 KB JPEG 08/07/2024, 16:39:12 > Be an Aarakocra > Have 2 notebooks No.96194130 > Fill one book with glyphs of warding for haste, the other with magic missile > Go supersonic in the air with the haste book > Use the magic missile book to send ~1500 homing projectiles towards the enemy > Magic missile has no rolls > Profit

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Glad I don't drink and DM | /r/dndmemes

WHEN YOUR DM SHOWS UP DRUNK AND PRESENTS THE FIRST SCENARIO TO THE PARTY ur H What do now? 雪冰 imgflip.com

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Pro Tip: If the DM says an enemy is using an NPC as cover. Please listen to them. | /r/dndmemes

Me (The DM): Ok, the Goblin is currently using Sildar as half cover. Rouge: Okay, I shoot my crossbow at him. Does a 16 hit? Me: Yes, roll damage. Rouge: Ok, I'm adding Sneak Attack and Piercing Shot. Does that kill him? Me: You hit somebody, but it wasn't the Goblin. ROGUE OH MAN... I SHOT SILDAR IN THE FACE imgflip.com

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Idea for a dungeon trap | /r/dndmemes

Doorway of safety Starting point Pit of comedically long drop The very clean and slippery path that has no friction whatsoever Mirror

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[OC] The Pos'Thal Chronicles Ch. 20. "First Blood" | /r/dndmemes

KNOCK KNOCK MYEEEEZ? HIYA! GOT A PACKAGE FOR YOU BUT I CAN'T MAKE OUT THE DELIVERY INSTRUCTIONS. THE POS'THAL CHRONICLES #20 07 "DELIVER ZTRAIGHT TO ZE BAZTARD'Z HEART." SCRIPT BY @CME_T, ART BY @NICOLASGIACONDINO I ZINK THAT'Z VAT IT ZAYZ? ZE HANDWRITING IZ ATROCIOUS! DOEZ THAT MAKE ZENZE TO YOU? DOW श्र KINDA.

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What oddly specific character archetypes do your players gravitate to? | /r/dndmemes

EVE EVEN If I had a nickel for every time one of my players made an character whose experience being undead had a trans subtext, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

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Seen It had to share it | /r/dndmemes

r/dndmemes 1d Pro-Tip: If the DM's not okay with it, don't push it. I CONSENT THE MYTH OF "CONSENSUAL" SEX CONSENT I DON'T! PLAYER PLAYER THE DM mgflip.com ISN'T THERE SOMEBODY YOU FORGOT TO ASK? 3,4k 127 commenti 236 r/DnD 17h 18 18+ Do people actually role play sex/making out? How often does that happen? 2,8k 886 commenti 752

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Still haven't figured out dwarves tho | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Halflings are just mini humans, Gnomes are just mini elves CHANGE MY MIND

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Turns out, their living rooms don't have enough space to play | /r/dndmemes

Superior idea: go to an Ikea and set your game up at one of the display living rooms and see how long it takes to get kicked out imgflip.com

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Here comes your Eminemesis! | /r/dndmemes

THE WAND OF SHARP TONGUE LEGENDARY ITEM REQUIRES ATTUNEMENT. You can use an Action to speak a rhymed insult upon a foe who can hear you. When doing so, you summon a hail of razor-sharp, iron tongues flying at them at high speeds from all directions - the faster and longer the rhyming, the more tongues are shot. The target must make a Dexterity saving throw against 10+ your Performance Proficiency. On a failed save, they take 1d6 Slashing damage times your Performance Proficiency, or half as much damage on a successful one. The tongues disappear one second after hitting any surface.

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