But I REFUSE!!! し C No encounters! Casual Hooge NO MOUTH PLAY!!! ८ Girls and Boys MUST NOT Formicate before Marriage !!!! NO ASS PLAY!!! Definitely Only Missionary for the Purpose of Procreation!! Between Married couples!! تمت NO KISSING Do before the 10th DATE! Моловами! Baaaaan...! NOASS to Mouth PLAY!!!!! NO HAREMS! BALAH! NO O-----!! Hand Holding is OKAY! But don't LOCK those Fingers!! ahh Ahem! My name is Willford Diccard. I'm a Paladin of Order. Uhhh... So is every surface dweller this prudish, or is it just him? Okay, so, uh, It's just him. Well, Stay I'll here behind handle we go. me. this. Clink... _ We got Sidetracked Good. You're not volunteering to become my slave. ? Whew! And this is my solemn VOW. Schlink! Right? I prefer doing this Yeh. the old fashioned way. The only thing you'll be handling! _ Oho! A little overconfident are we? Vah!! Are my n------ in bed!! __

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Fascinating. It's like watching a Car CRASH in slow Motion. سالا

Everyone Call Ogre STUPID and it TRUE! Ogre barely ULYSSES JAMES JOYCE 100222 even Literate! Ogre finally finished reading ULYSSES, but Ogre only Can identify surface level themes like Religion and Nationalism and Can't Comprehend deeper ideas like the Remorse of Conscience" that make James Joyce's novel a Modernist Classic! Ogre so dumb, it make Ogre Sad! At this rate, Ogre will never understand Finnegans Wake!

It NO USE! Ogre too stupid to Play ESPER CONTROL! Mana base too awkward! Ogre always gets tap land at worst timing! Don't worry Mr. Ogre! Control is the best deck for IQ 50 Brainlets!! Just DoomsKar and boardwipe until they run out of Cards in hand!

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