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How to become a multi-millionaire in 5 months with 3 to 9 months of preparation. ServiceNow WFHAbuser 2d 50 Comments Step 1: you first become pregnant or get your wife pregnant. Step 2: At 5 months, you study your ass off for interviews. Step 3: at 7 months, apply to hundreds of companies. Step 4: Once youre at the 8 month period, Interview with 100 different companies, accept every single offer you get and have them all start the same week. Step 5: your kid is born and you go on parental leave for let's say 40 jobs for 5 months, each paying you 120k base avg, so 40*10k per month. This racks you up 2 million dollars. Step 6: quit and live off your investments with your family for the rest of your life.

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Anonymous 306 KB PNG 11/30/22(Wed)06:41:52 No.71194706 >i work as a waiter >lady walks in by herself >throws back 2 shots of tequila >then 2 shots of vodka >Me:"Any plans after this?" >Her:"I'm going back to work, I'm on my break." >takes her takeaway cheese fries and leaves Holy mother of based

I carry this picture with me on every job interview so when they ask where do I see myself in 5 years I can show them

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