Oh the changes I made as a new DM thinking I had a much better understanding of the system than I really did lol | /r/dndmemes | Dungeons and Dragons | Know Your Meme

This system sucks I need to make big homebrew overhauls and ignore RAW 34% 34% 5e seems well designed, I will adhere to RAW 0.1% 2% 14% IQ score 55 70 70 68% 5e seems well designed, I will adhere to RAW 14% 2% 0.1% 95% 85 100 115 130 145

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When two druids team up:

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Beware their vicious mockery can be quite lethal | /r/dndmemes

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I made this joke to the players mid-combat. They were not amused. | /r/dndmemes

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My party forgets they're inspired 6 real seconds after I do it. | /r/dndmemes

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Don’t forget that you have this power as the DM. Your table, your rules. | /r/dndmemes

No, you cannot create water inside his lungs. You must have direct line of sight to where you create water. That's not in the PHB! Creating water in his lungs is perfectly within the rules! I am altering the rules. Pray I don't alter them any further.

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I will die on this hill, who's with me? | /r/dndmemes

Table top games teach your kids 1) a fanciful, unrealistic world view 2) disobedience 3) disrespect 4) expose your kids to drugs (looking at you, Riverdale) 5) demon worship (also looking at you, Riverdale) Table top games teach your kids 1) mathematics and statistics 2) Critical thinking and strategy 3) social skills 4) acting skills 5) quality time with you 6) healthy stress relief 7) self exploration 8) self expression 9) improvisation 10) self advocacy 11) fair game play

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We continue to live in one of the worst possible timelines | /r/dndmemes

When you realize there is a timeline out there, we're both Lizard Kobolds and Dog Kobolds are official SE Races.

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Know the difference | /r/dndmemes

Dice kobold: Small eclectic hoard Dice goblin: Large but themed hoard Likes dice All dice either All dice are gifted or stolen/ Has favourite dice appealing in some way. Scavenged "Are these d6 from yahtzee?" Has a story for Mostly bought. most dice "New character means new dice?" made with mematic

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Epic Cinematic Caster Fights 2: the Cleric Strikes Back | /r/dndmemes

Earlier today, I would have told you to get bent, since my side is already winning and I have nothing to gain and everything to lose. However, dueling will save the lives of any hobgoblins your spells would have killed. So I guess you've got yourself a deal. THEN LET US NOW BEGIN THE ULTIMATE DUEL BETWEEN CLERICS! Blindness! Made my saving throw. Poison! Made my saving throw. 00 00 Hold Monster! Law domain. Nice. Bestow Curse! Made my saving throw. Slay Living! Made my saving throw. Wait, you get that Plane Shift! Made my saving throw. spell? Oh, and made my saving throw. Plane Shift Made my saving throw. Destruction! Does a 21 save? No. (Copycat.) Crap ZOTI Truly, there has never been a more spectacular display of magic in the annals of warfare. Yeah, we really blew the special effects budget on that one. Watch it, I think you stepped in cleric.

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Ranger with a big iron on his hip | /r/dndmemes

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Don’t take away my ability to take away DM crits. It’s my joy. | /r/dndmemes

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I promise I didn't eat the bartender | /r/dndmemes

Warlock: where's the werewolf and paladin? Rogue: they went to the tavern together Warlock: I don't think that's a good idea Rogue: why not? they're getting to be good friends, I'm sure everything will be fine What's happening in the tavern: X BLESSED & POSSESSED POWERWOLF

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