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000 000 PV XVII That cat is about to be promoted to chapter mascot. If you can murder a purestrain in close combat as a regular guardsman (because shooting is not exactly a thing with those f------), that makes you very special from an astartes perspective. Those f------ are in the "if you are not careful that thing will kill you even through your power armour" threat category Is that not a Lictor? It's dead

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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