WALLETHAMMER 40000: In the grim darkness of the present, there is only shareholder profit | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

WALLETHAMMER 40,000 For more than two decades Games Workshop has sat immobile in Lenton industrial park. It is the Master of Miniature Games by the will of the shareholders and master of a million consumers by the might of its marketing department. It is a rotting carcass writhing invisibly with profit from the Dark Age of Capitalism. It is the Carrion Lord of Warhammer, for whom a thousand wallets are emptied, for whom paints are thinned and brushes licked. Underpaid designers and store managers - the stuff of which Warhammer is made. To be a hobbyist in such times is to be one amongst untold billions. It is to play the most expensive and most exploitative game imaginable. This is the tale of those times. Forget the power of creativity, community and greenstuffing. Forget the promise of balance and timeless rulesets, for there is no joy amongst gamers, only an eternity of production and consumption and the laughter of shareholders.

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