Purebred Astartes Are Expensive, The Love Of A Stray Is Free | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

wolf-tail Jan 15 Ultramarine owners: This is Brother-Seargant Neronius Commodias of the 5th Company, we purchased him for 100000 thrones ... Death Guard owners: This is Stinkus McFuckface we found him in the dumpster

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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