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Masters the art of archery Builds hundreds of churches with lavish✔ wall paintings The Chad Christian Nubian Based his civilization on Byzantium at first, but keeps on Nubianizing it to have it match his culture - Repels Arab invaders and defends his independence Wears massive bovine crown made of gold that sports big, long horns Sophisticated, centralized administration, doesn't bother with tribalism Exists for almost 1.000 years "I am the ourou of Dotawo, basileus of Makoura, Arouda and Nobadia, lord of all Ethiopians between Pilak and Tilimaura." Codifies his language while also utilizing Greek, Coptic and Arabic The Virgin Muslim Sudanese "Arab" Refuses to modernize antiquated military relying on ~ slaves and armored cavalry Soft cotton cap with tiny, flaccid hornlets Hardly builds any mosques or converts any churches Adopts primitive Arab tribal system prone to infighting and political fragmentation Is ashamed of his African heritage and is desperate to Arabize Converts medieval throne hall into mosque and renames it after the Arab guy his ancestors defeated Exists for 500 years, half of the time either waging civil wars or being under colonial rule Muh sharifian nisba de Abbasid Kalifz de guy my tribe is named after who invaded Nubia his son who lived 323 years me "We wuz Kalifz n shiet!" *pulls out genealogy his village faqih just wrote for him, furiously taps on it* "Respect muh authoritah!" Abandons Nubian alphabet and doesn't bother to write Ajami, then claims that Arabic is superior to Nubian because it has a script

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