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Me, distressed after killing a PC in my first session as a DM My players, laughing at their own bad luck

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Pov You, the Evil wizard are flooding the Barbarian's brain with horrific knowledge beyond their compression. (they don't get it)

When two druids team up:

Party: I think we're on the right path The DM describing the path: STOSTIST STORY STOSTOSTOST STOP

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When I DM I like to level cap my players at 1/3 of their age. When I DM, I prohibit characters from being taller than the player. Really 5'-2"? Sorry no 6 footers for you. When I DM, I set my players HP maximums to the number of digits of Pi that can say off the cuff during session zero. When I DM, Elven Rangers have to sell cookies to level up. When I DM, I like to limit a character's strength to how many pounds their player can bench divided by 60. When I DM, my players must carry everything in their character's inventory to the game. When DMing I limit XP to how much I'm being paid. I also include micro-transactions for specialized equipment, races, and classes. When I DM, rogues who use hide as their cunning action must leave the room and remain out of sight until their next turn. When I DM I make all my players... ok, let me be honest. I've never DMed and only played D&D once in middle school because my history teacher was hot. His name was Frank and he killed my Elf at level 1. When I DM like to limit my players + dmg to the number of large marshmallows they can fit in their mouth When I DM, players must pay tribute to me with gifts of spices or precious gems. If their gifts displease me, I cast them into the volcano in my back yard. When I DM, I like to cap PCs' Charisma to their body count

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I dont know why the overall vibe about it seems so negative... | /r/dndmemes

SO YOU THINK THE 5.5 MATERIAL IS AN OVERALL IMPROVEMENT TO THE 5E MATERIAL FOR MOST CLASSES? imgflip.com I DO, AND I'M TIRED OF PRETENDING IT'S NOT

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Vecna Reborn, Critical Role, Don't Say Vecna, & EVE OF RUIN. | /r/dndmemes

D&D Players How many times do we have to teach you this lesson, old man?

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Equity | /r/dndmemes

imgflip.com Who wants to use Silvery Barbs? Who wants their DM to use it?

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There’s always one | /r/dndmemes

The dragon The paladin: -1 The wizard: 12 The group stealth check to escape the red dragon's cave T The monk: 17 CT 6559 The rogue: 23 imgflip.com

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I mean, if dude is trying to pull off a 20 INT PC but spells Rogue, Rouge on their character sheet... DMs got a point. | /r/dndmemes

When I DM I like to limit a characters intelligence to my estimation of that player's IQ. Tell us you are a bad DM without actually saying you are a bad DM. Like Reply 52

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They’re going to feel that vicious mockery in the morning | /r/dndmemes

War cleric Bard Since you claim you're so much wiser, why's your life spent all alone?

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"I forbid you from your own dungeon." | /r/dndmemes

"So you guys going to enter my undead filled dungeon or? Lich "Okay I'm done casting forbiddence. Cleric

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True story | /r/dndmemes

How you expect DnD to be IONS A ALRLE 0:00 How it really is Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:13 PM hey remember the devil that Pauly tried to convince to help her? He was being controlled by the xaryxians DM Today at 7:17 PM Yeah! Jake | Abbess of Urumi Today at 7:26 PM ok cool. please tell my wife about him she thinks I'm making it up

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First time playing DnD with friends | /r/dndmemes

Party: So in DnD we can basically do anything? DM: Well yes, but actually no

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I unlocked the ultimate religion | /r/dndmemes

11:46 T < Character Builder - D&D Beyond D&D BEYOND 75% ? 1. RACE 2. CLASS 3. ABILITIES 昌 Character Level: 2 Milestone Advancement Max Hit Points: 15 Hit Dice: 2d8 Starting Class Light Domain Cleric Level 1 CLASS FEATURES MANAGE HP OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✔ MANAGER Nature Domain Cleric CLASS FEATURES + Add Another Class ||| Level 1 OPTIONAL FEATURE SPELLS ✓ MANAGER < PREV NEXT >

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