How are YOU serenading your FemPrimarch GF? (By all the powers both Divine and Ruinous I WILL fix her) | /r/grimdank | Warhammer 40,000 | Know Your Meme

So, please ~ Baby, please Open your heart ~ ~ Catch my disease ~ 10091 0 888

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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Leman would absolutely go awooga over Sigrun | /r/grimdank

LEMAN RUSS AFTER GETTING TRANSPORTED TO THE AGE OF SIGMAR UNIVERSE AND FINDING 9 FEET TALL VIKING WOMEN THERE

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In regard to the leaks, Vashtorr's gang is gonna come back in style, mark my words. | /r/grimdank

Have you ever killed a Knight in a single Fight phase? No Would you like to?

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Hell have no fury like an immortal woman scorned. | /r/grimdank

u/Sweet_older-sister's GF Lorgar going absolutely a------ after her Little Light's murder by Erebus and doing more damege on both sides then either could do to each other. Canon Lorgar being an absolute Starscream to Horus's Megatron during the heresy.

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No hate to anyone. Except the Primarchs. I hate those guys/gals | /r/grimdank

You take interest in Female Primarchs and you only care about their actions relating to the guy they're dating? You could explore interesting creative possibilities! Grimdank this week But I don't care about creativity! I want to ship the big primarch mommies!

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I think I cooked with this one(ALOT of people asked for this) | /r/grimdank

PHAERONESS MISTRESS YOU WERE ONE OF THE PRISONERS TAKEN AFTER THE IMPERIAL FORCES WERE DEFEATED SHE CHOSE YOU AS HER "PET" YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO GO BEYOND HER ROYAL CHAMBERS Luth SHE GIVES YOU TREATS FOR BEING A GOOD PET(YOU'RE NOT SURE WHERE GETS THE CANDY) SHE LIKES IT WHEN YOU PLACE YOUR HEAD ON HER LAP (LOVES STROKING YOUR HAIR) YOU'VE RECENTLY BEGUN UNDERSTANDING SOME OF THE GIBBERISH SHE SAYS YOU'RE SLOWLY BEGINNING TO COMPREHEND THE GLYPHS SHE WRITES YOU HAVE BEEN PRACTICING SPEAKING IN SECRET TODAY YOU SAT BY HER SIDE ON HER BED YOU SAID "I LOVE YOU" AS BEST AS YOU COULD PRONOUNCE IT SHE STARED AT YOU BLANKLY FOR A MINUTE SHE HUGGED You SHE GAVE YOU A SPECIAL REWARD LOVES YOU

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Let's wrap this up | /r/grimdank

SHOVEL GF IS PERFECT

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My head-canon is that Malcador set up all the SO’s from the beginning to counteract the Primarchs worse behaviors. | /r/grimdank

Malcador manipulating the lives of the Primarch's SOS since their births so that they would prevent the Primarch's fall to Chaos. (He's making the Kaspar Hauser shenanigans look amateurish.) made with mematic

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Guilliman : Here is what you own to the Imperium in taxes for sleeping 10.000 years. | /r/grimdank

ROBOUTE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TOMY LEGION!? (шишки X@OrdoRenatus

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Cmon Where's my Femboy Angron BF | /r/grimdank

R/grimdark is full of Fem Primarch memes it's not Femboys

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She liked the bugs, in her words: "OH it looks like a praying mantis, cute" | /r/grimdank

MY BIG SISTER'S REACTION TO:

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Bjorn GF | /r/grimdank

Bjorn GF Met her during what the wolves call "The Months of Shame" The Fell-Handed "There you are Pup! Hehe~ My sense of smell works just as well in this coffin!" The inquisitor you worked under forgot you on her ship. She kind of just adopted you "Aww- Scared of Heights? I'll catch you, little Pup~" Let's you ride ontop of her, and insists you sit there at gatherings Has you pour mead into her coffin "The All-Father? Meh, they were alright. I think they liked me though~" You still can't believe she served alongside the Emperor ... Once picked up her pack- mate that was picking on you with her one hand "Haha Jealous-? Don't worry Pup. you're all mine" "-And anyone else who messes with my Pup will find out what I did after I Got this Arm!!! Got it!?" It was both terrifying and made you blush out of control Tells the most amazing stories you've ever heard "I' ever tell you of the time I fought that Bitch Magnus? HA! Boy was she surprised to see ME still kicking" Hates it when people clean her coffin, but never makes a fuss when you do it "Those ironkin 'r always too rough. I like your small hands Pup" "Ah- Mornin' Pup~" Grumbles your name in her sleep occasionally Very sleepy. occasionally takes week-long naps Asks you to make her recaffe 2 You asked if she would like to dance when they started playing music during a feast She decided to "show off a bit" பாடி "Do I drink? Hehe. wanna find out?" "Aww yah miss me-Oh you did?- Hey there pup, no need to cry. I'm here, I'm here, shhh~" Dommy Mommy You've heard she can sleep for a long time... You don't want to loose her "I'm not goin' anywhere Pup- you're stuck with me, got that?" Vibes "Hehe she would have liked you, Pup~" You get the feeling she misses her Mother "You got a fire in yah, makes me wish you could see me in my prime~!" appearently knew how to The Spacewolves party, even 10,000 years ago You didn't know a dreadnought could do that... But I guess Bjorn can "Ha! Try to keep up. little one!"

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I dunno | /r/grimdank

Guardsman Friend Been friends since you were 16 Been together in the factories, through training, through battle Share your meals together, least you can do On the way to the frontlines facing some Ork warboss Diden't have to pay taxes on your homeworld. Little did you know, you were the taxes He wont live long, neither will you Both of you survive your first battle. "That means were both veterans, right?"

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