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ULTRAMARINES ARE THE BEST 34% SMURFS SUCK 34% 68% ULTRAMARINES ARE THE BEST انه 14% 14% 0.1% 2% 2% 95% 0.1% IQ score 55 70 85 100 115 130 145

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sorry malice but I don't think you qualify as an emotion this is b------- you let rat in here squeaking out is an important step in a person's life how about you read a f------ book

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